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Friday, January 11, 2013

Dorian Awards - Ajang Penghargaan Film GAY

Oscar? Golden Globe? Razzie Award? BASI!!! Pernah dengar DORIAN AWARDS??? Dorian Award adalah ajang penghargaan film & tv dari kaum gay lesbian. Mereka yg masuk penghargaan banyak yg datang dari dunia mainstream! Untuk masuk nominasi pun tidak sembarangan karena semua dipilih oleh badan kritik gay: The Gay And Lesbian Entertainment Critics Association (GALECA). Untuk tahun ini, film2 anyar Hollywood: Les Miserables & Cloud Atlas akan berebut piala gay!
Tentunya, sebisanya, para nominasi yg masuk masih ada kaitan dengan dunia gay. Misalnya saja Sir Ian McKellen yg sedang sibuk dalam film The Hobbit masuk nominasi krn dia GAY. Serial Modern Family masuk nominasi krn ada tokoh gay.

Para pemenang akan diumumkan 16 Januari 2013! Berikut para nominator untuk Piala Dorian:


Film of the Year
Argo (Warner Bros.)
Beasts of the Southern Wild (Fox Searchlight)
Keep the Lights On (Music Box)
Les Misérables (Universal)
Lincoln (DreamWorks/Touchstone)
Moonrise Kingdom (Focus)


Film Performance of the Year – Actor
Alan Cumming / Any Day Now (Music Box)
Bradley Cooper / Silver Linings Playbook (Weinstein)
Daniel Day-Lewis / Lincoln (DreamWorks/Touchstone)
Hugh Jackman / Les Misérables (Universal)
Joaquin Phoenix / The Master (Weinstein)
John Hawkes / The Sessions (Fox Searchlight)


Film Performance of the Year – Actress
Anne Hathaway / Les Misérables (Universal)
Emmanuelle Riva / Amour (Sony Pictures Classics)
Jennifer Lawrence / Silver Linings Playbook (Weinstein)
Jessica Chastain / Zero Dark Thirty (Sony/Columbia)
Marion Cotillard / Rust and Bone (Sony Pictures Classics)

LGBT Film of the Year 
Any Day Now (Music Box)
Cloud Atlas (Warner Bros.)
Gayby (Wolfe Releasing/The Film Collaborative)
Keep the Lights On (Music Box)
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Summit/Lionsgate)

Documentary of the Year 
Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (IFC)
Bully (Weinstein)
Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Travel (Samuel Goldwyn)
How to Survive a Plague (Sundance Selects)
The Invisible War (Cinedigm)
The Queen of Versailles (Magnolia)

Visually Striking Film of the Year 
Anna Karenina (Focus)
Cloud Atlas (Warner Bros.)
Les Misérables (Universal)
Life of Pi (Fox)
Moonrise Kingdom (Focus)


Campy Flick of the Year 
2016: Obama's America (Rocky Mountain)
Cloud Atlas (Warner Bros.)
Magic Mike (Warner Bros.)
The Paperboy (Millennium)
Pitch Perfect (Universal)
Rock of Ages (Warner Bros./New Line)

Unsung Film of the Year 
Bernie (Millennium)
The Cabin in the Woods (Lionsgate)
Chronicle (Fox)
Holy Motors (Indomina)
Looper (Sony)
Your Sister’s Sister (IFC)

TV Drama of the Year 
American Horror Story: Asylum (FX)
Breaking Bad (AMC)
Game of Thrones (HBO)
Homeland (Showtime)
Mad Men (AMC)


TV Comedy of the Year 
The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Girls (HBO)
Happy Endings (ABC)
Louie (FX)
Modern Family (ABC)

TV Performance of the Year – Actor 
Aaron Paul / Breaking Bad (AMC)
Damian Lewis / Homeland (Showtime)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson / Modern Family (ABC)
Jim Parsons / The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
Jon Hamm / Mad Men (AMC)

TV Performance of the Year – Actress 
Claire Danes / Homeland (Showtime)
Jessica Lange / American Horror Story: Asylum (FX)
Julianne Moore / Game Change (HBO)
Edie Falco / Nurse Jackie (Showtime)
Lena Dunham / Girls (HBO)
Sofia Vergara / Modern Family (ABC)

TV Musical Performance of the Year 
Darren Criss, Teenage Dream, Glee (Fox)
De'Borah Garner, The Fray's You Found Me, The Voice (NBC)
Jennifer Hudson, Tribute to Whitney Houston, The Grammys (CBS)
Megan Hilty and Katherine McPhee, Let Me Be Your Star, Smash (NBC)
Raza Jaffrey, Katharine McPhee and cast: A Thousand and One Nights, Smash (NBC)

LGBT TV Show of the Year
American Horror Story: Asylum (FX)
Happy Endings (ABC)
Modern Family (ABC)
The New Normal (NBC)
Smash (NBC)

Campy TV Show of the Year 
666 Park Avenue (ABC)
American Horror Story: Asylum (FX)
GCB (ABC)
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TLC)
Liz & Dick (Lifetime)
Smash (NBC)


Unsung TV Show of the Year 
Bunheads (ABC Family)
Catfish (MTV)
Fringe (FX)
GCB (ABC)
Happy Endings (ABC)
Parenthood (NBC)


TV or Movie Title of the Year
Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23 (ABC)
GCB (ABC)
I Was Impaled (Discovery Fit & Health)
I'm Having Their Baby (Oxygen)
It's Christmas, Carol! (Hallmark Channel)

We’re Wilde About You (newcomer award) 
Andrew Rannells
Anna Camp
Ben Whishaw
Eddie Redmayne
Ezra Miller

Wilde Wit of the Year
Bill Maher
Chelsea Handler
Jon Stewart
Lena Dunham
Sarah Silverman
Stephen Colbert

Wilde Artist of the Year 
Lena Dunham
Louis CK
Ryan Murphy
Tony Kushner
Tig Notaro

Timeless Award 
Sir Ian McKellen


Siapakah favorit kalian??? Ayo tulis prediksi kalian di kolom komentar!!! 

3 comments:

  1. Akika bukan peramal =D Puspa jg bacanya, ruwet ek wong isine boso londo kabeh ==a Ngemeng2, disindang g ada film yg nyerempet2 tema panasonik (hot) =W=v Mawar dong...

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    1. Gak harus meramal, tapi kalo kebetulan ada film favorit kamu masuk nominasi, ya gak ada salahnya mendukung :)

      Film tema hot? Kalo maksud kamu film erotis gay, tidak ada. Kurasa Dorian Awards ingin menunjukkan kiprah gay pada dunia mainstream. Kalo bawa2 film erotis, nanti gay dituduh maniak seks.

      Ada sih ajang penghargaan khusus untuk film porno, baik gay maupun heteroseks. Nanti kalo ada beritanya, aku muat.

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    2. grabby awards (salah satu penghargaan untuk bintang2 porno gay). eh btw, si angga itu kok kata2nya gitu amat ya?
      ngomongnya biasa aja dong bro. hahaha ...

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